Anyone familiar with crystal pleasure products has surely heard of Chakrubs, probably the most well-known in the game. Chakrubs were the first gemstone wands I owned or even saw in person, and my Indian Jade one played a key role in my sexual/spiritual awakening. They’re all absolutely enchanting. But Chakrubs is not the only brand inspired by the Earth’s orgasmic potential. Over in Norway, toy company Laid is the proud designer of D.1, the first of their two stone pleasure wands.
The D.1 is sculpted from Blue Pearl Larvikite, an igneous rock from Norway’s Oslo Rift. It’s also called Black Norwegian Moonstone, which I prefer since the wand has such an edgy, mysterious vibe. It’s deliciously dense; sometimes I just sit it on my hip while I read a book because the weight is so satisfying. Visually, it’s truly stunning, with asymmetrical edges, various plane surfaces, and a modest overall curve (insufficient for safe butt play, sadly). There’s something mystical about the way it catches the light. And also my g-spot. But we’re getting to that.
Larvikite is a grounding stone that’s great for connecting to the Earth’s energies. Which isn’t surprising, considering how the D.1 is cut from living rock that’s over three hundred million years old. That is before the dinosaurs, people. It doesn’t get much more earthly than that. Larvikite connects with the root chakra and is used for protection and purification, and it’s said to repel negative energy. This makes D.1 especially great for removing the energy of former sex partners from the body. I love keeping it under my pillow at night. I feel safe and soothed but not overstimulated, as certain crystals can actually keep me awake. Yep, I am that sensitive.
If you’re not here for all of the woo, don’t worry. Using D.1 for sex magick and other spiritual purposes is my thing, but even from a completely grounded perspective, the D.1 still world-class. The design and execution of this product are damn near flawless. First, the shape. D.1 curves up and into my hand, making it one of the easiest dils for me to use solo. The array of well-defined edges and surfaces means I can keep a firm grip, even with lube all over it. The curve is not extremely pronounced, but for me, it’s angled perfectly to reach my g-spot while still engaging my wrist in a natural and comfortable way. As someone with chronic joint pain, this is a big deal. In fact, D.1 is the only insertable I can use when I’m flaring up.
Another way in which D.1 stands out is that it’s simultaneously curved and thick. So many g-spot toys have bulbous heads and skinny necks. It’s not even a bad thing (still love you, Pure Wand!), but you wonder why it’s not easier to find the best of both worlds. This way, my entire vagina can enjoy weight, girth, and texture, not just my g-spot. Big win! Especially with D.1’s side edges. They are certainly present, but not too sharp. Twisting this toy is such a treat.
As I implied earlier, D.1 is the Moon’s gift to g-spots. That is why you want this chunk of Earth. D.1 is such a stellar g-spotter that I can barely pay attention to writing about it right now, because it’s sitting next to me for reference. My body is screaming at me to pick it up instead. It is that good.
That’s largely because the head is so cleverly designed. Slightly tapered at the top with an easy insertion point, it has a rounded “face” that is flattened on the sides, for either flat or rounded g-spot contact. Rocking, tugging, and thrusting motions all feel stellar. When I hold D.1 in place and twist side to side, that rounded point strokes my g-spot so deeply it feels like a brand new sensation. Oh, and speaking of new sensations, I’ve found the hill I’m willing to die on: Hard material dildos are external toys, too!
I love a lot of pressure behind any clit stimulation, whether from hands or toys. Weighing in at a hefty 14oz, the D.1 is certainly up to the task. Because there are broad and flat planes on the wand, I can lay one flat on my skin and either rub it or grind on it, and it adds my ideal amount of pressure all on its own. To me, the intensity of the sensation is akin to vibration, even when I’m not in a meditative state at the moment. It blows my mind every time. Don’t EVER let anyone tell you hard material toys are only for internal use. Get your money’s worth!
If you like the sound of D.1 but would rather it vibrate, check out the Rave by We-Vibe. Rave is a g-spot vibrator that Laid actually designed (who shares a parent company with We-Vibe). The shape, and price tag, are almost exactly the same. Internal vibration does nothing for me, so the Rave never interested me much, but now I’d be thrilled to compare the two. Honestly though? I think I’d still prefer fucking my ancient rock. Though I suppose it’s easy to be loyal to anything that makes you squirt repeatedly.
I seriously cannot think of a single criticism for the Laid D.1. At $120, it’s not even overpriced. Sure, it would be nice if D.1 was safe for anal, but I might love it less if anything about the design was altered. Whether you know you love hard material toys, or just think you might like to try them, yes. Just, yes. Thank me later.